my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
