I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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