Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
