erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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