Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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