So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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