So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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