i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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