a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
