I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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