her vagine was all disorganized.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
be right there i have to get my cape
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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