Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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