Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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