I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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