Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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