i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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