i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.