Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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