Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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