Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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