I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.