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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think he just caught a duck in mid flight

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME

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• (627): View more from California

  some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i came so hard i kicked through my windshield

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.

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