I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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