Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Public safety found my id!

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And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.

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(817): View more from Texas

So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...

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(757): View more from Virginia

Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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(858): View more from California

I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust

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(562): View more from California

The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THIS FUCKNUGGET

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DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

THE HO

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