Don't you send me to vm
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup