dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
Just high enough for therapy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in