So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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