so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
COCAINE IS GR8
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
