he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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