So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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