I'm lost and stupid without you.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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