Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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