And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Randomize