What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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