Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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