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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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