it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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