So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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