Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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