We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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