It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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