I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We got so high we made milksteak
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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