Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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