you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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