Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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