Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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