Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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