How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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