You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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