I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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