dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
someone get that fucking seahorse.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
