There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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