Where is the hickey?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
