the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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