Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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