he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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