69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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