Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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