i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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