If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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